When another provider writes you a fake TER review: #WWJD?
- Rose Blaze
- Nov 20, 2024
- 5 min read
Updated: Apr 4
To clarify: When I write that "another SW" wrote me a bad TER review, I don't mean she herself wrote the review on her many fake client TER accounts she uses to review herself. What I mean is: She probably had a friend write it. But to me, that's the same as her writing it. I apologize if anyone was confused.
Now, onto the story...
My heart was racing as I scrolled down the TER website, revealing the bad news: She'd finally done it. My stalker/harasser/outer, another provider who outed me to my father (and much more), had written me a bad review. She'd somehow located an ancient TER profile associated with my old persona, old website, with no active ads or socials, and thought, hey, I'll try and harm another woman's business today because she embarrassed me by making a post on X saying "It's bad to illegally record other SW's and post it on the internet" and as we all know, certain unstable personalities are...unstable.
And this, my friends, is the thing about being a witch: Your aura burns so fiercely, that you intimidate, yet fascinate the masses. I will always do the right thing and call out behaviors that put other providers in danger, like the time my stalker outed the name of a popular safety resource for survival workers. If it means I obtain a cray cray stalker or 2, so be it.
When you're a natural bewitcher, you also understand how to use the laws of nature to protect yourself. Sorry if I'm getting too woo woo for you, but you must understand: Everything that they do in an attempt to harm me only makes me stronger, as evidenced by the following tale.
This is a favorite pastime of hers, considering she's already done this to the other (disabled, recently had stage 3C colon cancer) SW who she outed, harassed, and has been cyber stalking for a year. She runs a few hate accounts on X dedicated to doxxing and slandering her victims (who called out her predatory behavior) and had previously posted a screenshot of this TER review to one of these accounts, bragging about her grand achievements.
I had taken an unannounced hiatus for personal reasons and hadn't seen anyone that month (July 2024), so obviously it was fake but I knew TER wouldn't care considering they're a site known to not really give a poop about the women who pay their bills and keep them online.
The founder of TER was arrested for the attempted murder of a SW who refused to see him as a client or be listed on his site (source). They have the most dehumanizing ranking system known to whore-dom, ranking us from 1-10, cos you know, it's possible to rank subjective human experiences accurately.
I purposely hadn't used TER for over a year, changed my info after this stalker harmed my business, and was going to delist from the site because it's pretty depressing, definitely not hot n sexy being rated like cattle from 1-10.
How would you feel if your junk were ranked publicly, for the world to read about, as either "Like, totally succulent" "Well hung" "Kinda ok" "Shriveled like a lil clitoris" "More dejected and dull than my kitten after I tell her we're out of catnip" and so on.
Additionally, I find their ranking system to be really freaking weird. If you research TER, you'll discover that the founder, Mr. Elms, started the site in order to "protect" the poor, widdle men of the world from being "scammed" by us ladies of the lunch break. He claims to have had a bad encounter with a provider and decided to start the site, giving the site a decidedly anti-provider, screw-you-I-do-what-I-want slant.
Based on the ranking system he created, he probably was seeking riskier services that weren't standard at the time. This is evidenced by a provider needing to provide greek, being "really bi" (huh?), bare suckage, and french kissing in order to rank above a 7.
Because of this, many providers delist from TER. Additionally, it's pretty embarrassing having your most intimate parts, actions and moment broadcast for the world to read about. Furthermore, many a provider has complained about fake reviews as their system is way too easy for bad actors to exploit. There are way too many nutty people on the internet with a hate boner for SW's.
I used the site for a while but never sought out reviews as you never know what someone is going to write. And like I said, I do fine without TER splashing my dick sucking skills all over the internet. Private Delights is a trillions times less anxiety producing because it doesn't require a suitor to relay our experiences in "dirty detail" the way TER does. PD also let's gasp providers respond to reviews about their business! Like real, sentient, living beings!
My stalker made a post saying "someone" should let TER know my new updated work name, email, etc., meaning SHE emailed them, telling them to update the old profile with my new business info.
But remember, my sweets, that when you're a good person who doesn't out other providers, the universe will always have your back. Although this provider exploited Twitter's weaknesses to report my X account and get it seriously hidden (shadowbanned) so it doesn't show up on anyone's feeds, I made a post discussing the situation. My lovely suitor immediately emailed me, offering to write a review detailing our spicey roleplay (where I put him in his place for being a bad boy), deliciously juicy vagine, and my passionate junk suckage. In case you really needed it spelled out for you.
And as soon as that review was posted, I've seen a sharp increase in inquiries and honestly, profits. I forgot how many people still use TER, despite all their flaws and idiosyncrasies. I met a lovely man who's
become a regular friend, enjoying sensual domination and all of the pleasures of submitting to the divine feminine. A few new lovers seeking girlfriend-esque funsies also have seen me thanks to my stalker emailing TER to update my work info 😂
And let me clarify: She cyber stalks/harasses me/people in my life (amongst other things). She's way too puss puss to actually touch me IRL. She has a criminal history of harassment and prefers to hide behind a screen to hurt strangers. "Stalker" isn't really accurate but it's funnier than saying "cyber stalker." And I will never, ever, stop talking about this situation because it's a) hilarious and b) entertaining.
So please, if you are a client who's seen me and would like to say something nice, I greatly prefer PD to being ranked like an inanimate object. But I'll take a TER review too 😘🥂